ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
when did i get this fat
just the girly things
- forcing an earing through a closed piercing
- taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin
- human sacrifice
- homemade face masks
Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me